Our house is filled with books. There isn’t a room that doesn’t contain an overflowing bookshelf or several boxes or stacks of books, and in the crawlspaces there are still more boxes that we never unpacked. Not only are Galahad and I voracious readers, our parents were also devoted to reading, so we inherited many books from our fathers. Our children added plenty more to the collections, and even after two sons moved out and brought their favorites (and some of mine…) with them, I can still browse through the titles here and remember which book was the favorite of which son.
I own two copies of one thin paperback, stored in a place of honor on the top shelf of our beautiful oak bookcase. My first copy was purchased in 1966 — second or third grade for me: The Arrow Book of Funny Poems. It is well-used, well-loved, and well-worn, and has a cover price of $.35.
Eleanor Clymer collected this wonderful assortment of whimsical poetry and song lyrics back in 1961, and the copyright dates on the poems themselves go back much farther: the oldest copyright is 1901 by Miss Louise Anderson, for the poems I Wish That My Room Had a Floor and The Invisible Bridge, both by Gelett Burgess. The former poem is a limerick I memorized decades ago and still recite when it seems appropriate:
I wish that my room had a floor;
I don’t so much care for a door,
But this walking around
Without touching the ground
Is getting to be quite a bore!
I acquired my newer copy just a few years ago, when I was still working at a public library. We kept a truck of donated books in each department as an ongoing book sale to support the purchase of new library materials. I was browsing the cart one day when I spied a nearly pristine copy of this beloved book! A 1969 reprint, the cover price had risen to $.50.
There is no describing the joy this discovery brought me. My original copy of The Arrow Book of Funny Poems is not long for this world if I continue to flip through it. The pages are yellowed and chipped, and the cover is torn and broken. This damage is not from careless mishandling but from the constant usage the book has seen over the course of forty years.
The minute I have this book in mind, I can envision the illustrations — the ones published in the book, and the ones my childhood self drew next to some of my favorite verses. I can remember my brother R reading aloud Song of the Pop-Bottlers by Morris Bishop. That poem is filled with opportunities to twist the tongue, and well into our teens, R and I would take turns reading it aloud as fast as we could. R was always a clown anyway; he would have me in tears of mirth, gasping for air (I’m laughing now, just remembering those readings.) As an adult, I took time to share many of these same poems with my sons, right along with the folktales and other stories we read together.
There are 128 poems in this collection, of which I have memorized 34. There are limericks, odes, lyrics, and other forms of rhyme for which I do not know the proper names. There are authors given, whose names meant nothing to me in 1966, but now mean a great deal: Laura E. Richards (whose mother wrote the lyrics to The Battle Hymn of the Republic), Ogden Nash, Lewis Carroll, Stephen C. Foster, W.S. Gilbert, Carl Sandburg, and Edward Lear.
The poignant discovery of adulthood involved my favorite author, and what “his” identity may mean in the Cosmic Scheme of Things. As a child, I assumed this was someone like Aesop — another favorite author — and so did not question the unusual nature of the name. I often asserted that “he” was my favorite poet, and my parents’ funny expressions never really registered back then. As an adult in my own right now, I realized who my favorite author was, and along with that realization came the bitter truth of history and memory…
“Anon.”





free funny poems said,
April 8, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I Love This Poem
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I wish that my room had a floor;
I don’t so much care for a door,
But this walking around
Without touching the ground
Is getting to be quite a bore!
shadodottir said,
April 8, 2008 at 6:26 pm
It is a great poem, especially considering it’s still a delight more than 100 years after it was composed.
Wanda Rizzuto said,
April 12, 2008 at 2:37 pm
That limerick was awesome. Love the new look!
pandemonic said,
April 13, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Sounds like a good book. Yes, I like the way the place looks now, too.
robert edwards said,
April 24, 2008 at 8:40 pm
I had that book in grade 3 as well!
I am trying to remember one about the weather – that we always want what it’s not
something like “when it’s cold we want it hot, always wanting what it’s not”
etc.
can you refresh my memory?
thanks
re
shadodottir said,
April 24, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Robert, I didn’t find a poem like that in the collection. The closest thing to it was a poem by my hero “Anon”
The wind riz
And then it blew,
The rain friz
And then it snew.
Spring has sprung,
The grass has riz.
I wonder where
The flowers is.
Spring has sprung,
Fall has fell,
Winter’s here
And it’s cold as heck.